Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)

Posted 6 days ago

pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

Posted 6 days ago

misandry-mermaid:

the-real-goddamazon:

thotology:

tokomon:

is anyone really suprised that the human barbie doll is racist like she literally wears a bindi 24/7, she’s basically a neonazi (pics above) and she said [slur ahead]: "I only dislike an appearence of niggers, arabs etc. But I’m not a racist. I’m just an esthete.” like grow up b*tch you’re literally 40

That’s why I’m not even impressed when niggas be waving they phones showing me this waxy-looking bitch.

Oh hey look, she’s a Neo-Nazi. Does this mean we can stop giving her compulsive-liar ass attention now or pretending (even as a joke) anything she has to say is remotely interesting or valuable? KTHX

Posted 6 days ago

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

Posted 6 days ago

puppyblogger:

PERKS OF HAVING LONG HAIR

  • swishy and pretty
  • can grow it out like rapunzel wow
  • SO MANY STYLES
  • u can curl it
  • straighten it
  • SO MANY THINGS TO DO
  • other people touch and style ur hair uaaaaaaah sign me up

BAD THINGS ABOUT LONG HAIR

  • brushing takes so so long
  • food gets stuck in it
  • knots!!! everywhere!!
  • when it’s hot ur neck gets sooo sweaty 
  • GETS CAUGHT ON THINGS
  • KNOTS
  • W H E N    I T ’ S    H O T    A N D    I T    F E E L S    L I K E    
    S A T A N    I S    F U S I N G    B U R N I N G    S T R A W   
    O N T O    Y O U R     N E C K

(Source: dutterfly)

Posted 6 days ago
5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

(Source: oxymoronic-life)

Posted 6 days ago

shutupvevo:

"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

image

Posted 6 days ago

respectleo:

deanandaidan:

i have been waiting for a post like this

i love these dwarves <3

(Source: theymightcallmecrazy)

Posted 6 days ago

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

Posted 6 days ago

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

Posted 6 days ago
#nsfw #i guess
Ancient Tumblr proverb (via moonjongups)

(Source: seba-ciel)

Posted 6 days ago

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep)

Posted 6 days ago

Whether you remember her as:

doyoutakedope:

missconnieallenbury:

poppetwidge:

Mary

image

Maria

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or even

Clarise

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We all love this woman. 

PREACH IT.

AMEN!

Posted 6 days ago

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

Purple Heart - Handwriting